I thought I'd pass on some humor to brighten up your day:
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef!
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A priest and a pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads: "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve the pastor and priest heard screeching tires and a big crash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says, 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"
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A man walks out of a bar and decides that he is in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man.
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Posted by Melody.